SURAT UNTUK BAPAK 3: Cucumu Lucuuu Sekali

Bapak sayang,

Hari ulang tahunmu baru saja berlalu, disusul ulang tahun Sidi, lalu Ibu.  Dan alhamdulillah kami masih diberi kebersamaan dan kerukunan untuk bisa melaluinya bersama.  Tadi malam kami makan-makan, dengan menu mix-and-match seperti biasa.  Dan cucu semata wayangmu sekarang sudah menjelma penggemar berat mie dan nasi-kecap.

Idea Cookbook

Taken from:  Dave's ESL Cafe Business English - idea on how to improve your company classes Discipline - idea on how to keep your students in order Food - idea on how you can use food for teaching ESL/EFL For the Teacher - idea on how you can become a better teacher Games - idea on how to have fun with your students Grammar - idea on how to teach grammar Group Formation - idea and activities on forming groups and pairs Holidays - Holiday idea you can use in your classroom Ice Breakers - idea on what to do on the first day of class Internet - idea on how to use the Net with your students Kids - idea for those teaching ESL/EFL to children Listening - idea on how your students can improve their listening comprehension Math - idea on how to teach math to your ESL/EFL students Music - idea on how to use music in the classroom Private Teaching - Tips on how to teach students one-to-one  Pronunciation - idea on helping your students with their pronunciation Reading - idea on how to help your students read Software - idea on excellent computer software for you and your students Speaking - idea on how to get your students talking Spelling - idea on how to teach English spelling Textbooks - idea on great ESL/EFL texts Video - idea on how to use video in the classroom Vocabulary - idea on how students can learn vocabulary  Writing - idea on how to get your students writing

Kejutan untuk Copet

Alkisah, pada zaman dahulu kala. Seorang mahasiswi yang baru pulang kuliah naik ke bis tingkat 508. Siang itu penumpang padat tapi hari tidak terlalu panas. Angin bertiup semilir, melenakan. Dalam hitungan menit, mahasiswi itu tertidur pulas dalam posisi berdiri tegak.

Iyeeeeee, itu gue!

Tiba-tiba si Gue yang lagi asyik mimpi dapet lotre terbangun, kaget karena ada orang ngerogoh kantong celana. Mau tau apa yang dia dapet?
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